The Ultimate all in one Spring Makeup!!!

 

 

Here we have my beautiful model for today, Lindsey. I will be assisted by the lovely Emily as well.

Let’s get in there!

Bam! Eyes. All the shades of spring on one eyeball. Just look at dat blend.

Now for brows cause them bitches needs to be on fleek.

You can’t have fleek AF brows with out carving em out like Christmas Ham. The blockier the better.

On to foundation. It’s spring, you wanna look tan right? Why not use a foundation 3 or 4 shades darker than your natural skintone.

Well obviously, highlighting with a super pale concealer is next. You wanna create hella contrast. Then you gotta bake for about 45 mins to 60 mins at 4oo degrees… Nope, that’s dinner… Like 5 mins is good.

Don’t mind my assist in the background, she saying I’m using too dark a contour. Too orange? Why I never.  Anyway, you want to contour so your cheekbones look razor sharp, like you gonna cut a bitch… or that Christmas Ham… Kind of really want ham now.

Then BLEND!

 

Highlight! You want to be so shiny they can see your ass from space! Go for something super shimmery and frosty.

Finish the face with a strong pink blush.

And of course you gotta get that Kylie Jenner pout. Don’t be afraid to color outside the lines.

 

And finally, slap on a dramatic wing with some bold blue liner and mascara and you done.

The finished look. You Jelly?

Just a bit of fun. I hope we made you laugh a little. This was supposed to have been up on April 1st but you know how that goes…

Well, Lindsey’s anyway. lol. Damn near 30 years old and still goof around with makeup like we did at 16,.